Argh!

Holy fuck Holy shit fuckin
He gasps and leaps away
The buzzing rattling thing
Was a snake, a large snake
Grey and fat and long
It sped away though
wishing me no harm
So that’s a good sign
The buzzing thing might’ve been a delicious insect it caught
Hopefully not venomous, hopefully not venomous.
But I don’t know of any venomous grey snakes, do I? Moccasins? But no nearby water, is there? Wrong color for rattlers, right?
I could do your mother’s ignore it routine, but the last time she did, she got stung by a wasp.
Hoe, where’s the hoe