dying static hum

Thunder rumbles through the house shaking loose windows
the back door slams open and Louis C.K. is slammed down
into a ring-shaped dampening field in a desert night.

A lanky trickster glides out of the shadows
and strokes the cylinder until it rings pure
in the tones of observance the comic twitches.

A swarm of fairy folk swirl overhead,
in its wake orbs dance and fall and merge
lullabies and dusty magic explode
into a nebulous secret message
the comic pounds silently on his cell

The trickster addresses the audience,
“You know what the comedian’s fear is”
“Hecklers!” shout the audience, “writer’s block!”
“No…” says the expressionless host,
“it’s playing to a dead room.”

dying static hum

A stunned comedian appears in the dampening field. The flat trickster comes forward and addresses the audience.

“You know what the comedian’s fear is.”
“Hecklers!”, comes the reply, “or, writer’s block!”
“No…”, the trickster says, still expressionless,
“it’s playing to a dead room.”
With perhaps a smile, the trickster points to the swarm

of fairy folk swirling overhead. They sing hypnotic lullabies, and when the land trembles with song they set about crop dusting the field with magic.

In the swarm’s wake orbs dance and fall and merge into fuzzy suggestions. At crescendo the sparkling nebula explodes revealing the secret message.

Night falls black and silent.

dying static hum

A fanciful Louis C.K. appears in the dampening field, he slides front and center and addresses the audience directly. The dampening field swells filling all known space.

He: You know what a comedian’s biggest fear is.
You: Hecklers!
He:
You: Writer’s Block!
He: Playing a dead room.

A swarm of fairy folk circle overhead filling your head with hypnotic lullabies. When you’re significantly receptive they dust your eyes with glittery magic.

In the swarm’s wake orbs dance and fall and merge into fuzzy suggestions. At the crescendo the sparkling nebula explodes revealing a glistening marquee that reads “The More You Know”.

Night falls instantly black and silent.