I wonder if you’re in the same traffic
jam I am.
It’s an epic one,
you must be.
Author: asoulinprogress
Dig It
Johnny Appleseed was a magically enhanced golem created by a faction of The Orchard in order to ensure the propagation of its creed.
Good idea
Turn off the coffee pot while you’re thinking about it.
But,
I’m paralyzed with grief.
Yeow
Yeow, rich girl,
in a sexy yellow car.
Oh, let me leap in,
we needn’t go far—
And your head
is a fucking
Sunflower
which is being smushed in your
(What’s that called?
the distance between
your head and
the roof of a car)
in your zero head-clearance car,
which is STILL yellow,
as I pull away.