No Help for That

There is a poem under your seat right now
take a look

that incessant beep,
ignore that
you’ll be done before it stops

Well, hopefully—
have you found it yet?

If you’re still around when it beeps again
NOW!

Ok, let’s try this again:
There’s a poem under your seat
take a peek

Look, if you can’t find the poem I can’t help you.

Unbroke, but limping

I’m in the middle of updating this site to a custom child-theme I made on a development server. There are some key differences between it and my host. It’s making for a challenging transition.

After an exhausting bout of frustration the site is actually displaying something, exclamation mark.

Without analysis, judgement, or defense, I have decided to open this unbroke but limping site.